The Awkward Stiffie


the act of achieving and erection at the most inconvenient of times and for no apparent reason
sitting in the cl-ssroom the teacher shouted over to timmy

teacher: ” timmy come and write the answer on the board”

timmy began sweating nervously as he had case of the awkward stiffie

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