The Baby’s Cradle
the baby’s cradle is when a man gets on his hands and knees, like he is the legs of the cradle, the female must get under him and act like shes giving him a hug with her legs wrapped around his waist, like the seat of the cradle, then she must continue to rock back and forth on the mans purple-helmeted yogurt thrower. this may require some physical strength from both man and woman.
“dude craig did you give jessica the baby’s cradle last night?”, craig ” i sure did, and man my arms hurt.”
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