The Beard Of Rasputin


the most mystical beard of them of. dr. kryptonite discovered it in the the late 17th century. he h–rded it for many years. papa j discovered it and has used to enslave and persecute his minions. it is said that those who possess this beard, will rule. there can only be lord or the rasputin. you will the very best like no one ever was!
fredo: “oh man this beard looks so stupid.”

dingo: “what are you saying? this is the most powerful beard of all! it’s the beard of rasputin!”

fread: “what??”

dingo: “i shall enslave you!!!”

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