The Bearded Commodore


named after a dude in charge of a ferry, the bearded commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, m-ff, etc.
i’ve heard that girl rocks the bearded commodore. you might need a gps or a machete to get sh-t done.

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