THE BEAVER MUSCLE
n.
muscle in a woman’s v-g-n- that is able to clamp on to anything, including p-n-ses, bottles, vibrators, and animals.
it is said that no man has ever broken free from this death grip.
it is also said that after the clamp is in place, the v-g-n- engulfs the victim and eat him/her alive.
after having unpleasing s-x with madonna, man men have never been seen again. it is because they have been eaten by the beaver muscle.
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