The Big Bang Theory

a famous, funny tv show starring jim parsons, kaley cuoco-sweeting, and johnny galecki about a group of nerds and their antics.

the name describes the show accurately, there are a lot of people having big bangs with each other.
the big bang theory is the best show ever.
a great sitcom about two physicists and the hot chick next door.
from the big bang theory;
sheldon(to leonard); ” do you realize i may have to share a n-bel prize with your booty call? ”
without question, the most kick–ss show on tv right now.

girls watch it because they love sheldon.
guys watch it because they love penny’s b–bs.
“soft kitty, warm kitty,
little ball of fur,
happy kitty sleepy kitty
purr, purr, purr.”

“i love the big bang theory”
the big bang theory is a us sitcom, it is centered on five characters: two roommate geniuses, experimental physicist leonard hofstadter and theoretical physicist sheldon cooper, their neighbor across the hall penny, an attractive blonde waitress and aspiring actress, and leonard and sheldon’s equally geeky and socially awkward co-workers and friends howard wolowitz, an aerosp-ce engineer and rajesh koothrappali, a particle astrophysicist postdoc.

it’s the best sitcom ever!! great actors!! <3 the big bang theory! the big bang theory is the hilarious show starring leonard hofstadter and sheldon cooper, the two physicists that share an apartment together. across the hall lives penny, the recognizable girl next door that leonard is utterly intrigued by. this show follows his attempts to get to appeal to penny, but also his stumbling yet comedic efforts - from bearing living with sheldon, to the latest thing down at the lab. leonard and sheldon are aided by their other two group members, howard wolowitz, who's the s-x-driven virgin who lives with his mother, and raj koothrappali, the guy who can't talk (literally) around the female gender. as these five venture through their lives, it's a hilarious journey with memorable quotes (bazinga!) and many laughs to follow. memorable quotes from the big bang theory: sheldon: i'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you. howard: -interpreting raj's whisper- oh, he was just comparing sheldon to a feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve. penny: and the bag it came in. sheldon: i really think we should examine the chain of causality here. leonard: must we? sheldon: event a: a beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. event b: we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. query: on what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events? leonard: she asked me to do her a favor, sheldon. sheldon: ah, yes. well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contra-distinction to the higher-level distal cause. leonard: which is? sheldon: you think with your p-n-s. the scientific theory that invalidated atheism long ago. the big bang theory affirms what religions teach by providing evidence for a beginning of the universe. according to the scientific principle of causality, it had to proceed from something and it's a lot more logical to believe that it proceeded from an intelligent mind (which would account for the mechanisms of the universe, its mathematical cosmology and the fine-tuning) because you don't get something from nothing. contrary to popular opinion, the big bang theory simply describes the moments after the universe begun. the big bang theory and causality invalidate atheism. a show for simpletons who think sophistication is comical. steve's ideal day involves eating at chic-fil-a, playing a long game of codbo, masturbating to child p-rnography, and watching the big bang theory. ←