The Big Red Dog


when you want to dump a girlfriend you have someone punch you in your kidneys, then instead of c-mming over your girlfriends face, you p-ss blood all over it instead.
“so, are you gonna get her with the big red dog tonight?”
“you know it.”
what ms. skkoglund asks me to do to her every night.

aka the clifford
“sam, could you stop by after cl-ss… i’ve been waiting all day for you to give me the clifford.”

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