the biggest chokers in history
the 2004 new york yankees, a bunch of jokers who pulled off an unprecedented choke by blowing a 3-0 alcs lead to the boston red sox.
johnny: “man, did you see that ginormous 1000 lb. fat guy choke on that chicken bone last night at kfc? he must have been the biggest choker in history!”
david: “nope, that’d be the yankees of ’04.”
johnny: “oh yeah, no contest.”
undoubtedly the ’04 yankees, characterized by such players as slappy, jason “pumped-up-on-steroids” giambi, and the skeet covered jeet
after almost swallowing several of their teammates c-cks, and then blowin a 3-0 lead in the alcs, the ’04 yankees deserve the t-tle, “the biggest chokers in history”
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