The Blonde Mexican


a three-way involving a blonde woman, mexican man, and a donkey. to start with, the donkey does the man from behind, the man does the woman from behind, but switching positions is allowed and encouraged. all wear sombreros while a mariachi band plays la bamba. it is quite festive and also known as the blonde mexican mule fiesta train.
jack: hey, do you want to do the blonde mexican?
renee: sure, where is the donkey?

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