the blueberry mojito


the flavor a stripper encounters when she sucks on your finger simulating the bl-w j-b you may or may not receive after you have spent the last several hours or so finger-banging four or five other strippers in the honey hole and perhaps even the back door.
stripper 1: i was trying to entice this bad -ss dude into the vip room with the sure-fire finger sucking routine when i encountered a very strange taste in my mouth….

stripper 2: girl, you done tasted the blueberry mojito!

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