The Boiz Night Crew
an elite faction of tremendously dodgy c-nts. to gain acceptance from the group you must perform a array of death-defying tasks such as consuming a perverse quant-ty of alcoholic beverages. the boiz night crew are feared by all and respected by none. the faction consists of sixteen members carefully selected judging on their p-ssy f-cking abilities. each -ssociate is equivalent as there is no dominant leader. women are seldom permitted to -ssociate with the boiz night crew unless their p-ssy is on the table, if this is the case all members are permitted to thrash it out.
officer 1: the woman’s corpse was covered in s-m-n and every orifice was emitting blood.
officer 2: obviously the work of the boiz night crew.
officer 1: oh god….
officer 2: a few years back they had their way with my wife and children, i don’t think i ever entirely recovered from what i witnessed that day. most nights i sit alone with nothing but my desolation to keep me company, pondering on how their souls were blackened to such an extent. i have lost all hope in society.
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