The Boner Song


a great song by the whitest kids u’ know singing about how hard, how weird, and what you must never do with a b-n-r, including, but not limited to: tr-mm-ng the hedges (with the hedge trimmer pointed down).
beginning of the b-n-r song (i won’t ruin it for you. look it up on youtube)

click, click, click…

it’s hard to go work with a, b-n-r.
it’s hard to drive a car with a, b-n-r.
it’s hard to mow the lawn with a, b-n-r.
it’s hard to go to sleep with a, b-n-r.

now go watch the rest of the video. seriously.

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