The Boys Come Marching Home


upon venturing into the glory hole of your s-xual partner, after giving her one h-ll of an -rg-sm, she will emit a moan of pure ecstasy, and you will know you’ve completed a job well done.

note: this is synonymous with “completing your final mission”
little tony, everyone’s lovable little scamp, went to a party with his more matured friends. he meets a girl.

enter tony, stage left

tony: hey there. would you like to talk with me for a little while?

esmeralda: sure sweet heart.

enter mordechai, tony’s wingman.

mordechai: hey there, tony ol’ buddy ol’ pal! i see you’ve been hittin’ it off with this hoe for a little while now. you gonna f-ck her or what?

tony: oh, um, excuse me miss, my friend here is a little under the influence. you see, his blood alcohol content has exceeded its-

esmeralda: oh it’s okay, i’m used to it.

suddenly, mordechai arouses the crowd, and a riot breaks out, in which tony and esmeralda surf the crowd together.

tony: oh my, i knew i shouldn’t have come to this shindig! i have a test tomorrow!

esmeralda: you need to lighten up, big boy. you as tense as a bag o’ chips.

suddenly, mordechai and the others throw tony and esmeralda in a room, and the door is blocked by the fellow party-goers. they are in the room alone for 3 hours. this is the first time they have been alone all night.

after being in the room for all that time, the door kn-b began to twist. everyone fell silent and stared at the door.

after it opened, tony stood there, belt buckle undone.

tony: the boys come marching home.

the crowd bursts into cheers

mordechai: let’s party

suddenly, “feeling hot hot hot” started playing, and everyone danced

fin

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