the bullseye


when you’re nailing a babe from behind, whilst downing an entire tall boy natty ice. upon finishing, crushing the can on her back, so as to form a red ring on it. then aiming any and all -j-c-l-t-s toward said ring.
oh my god, i can’t believe that -sshole gave me the bullseye the other night!

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