The Burb Blog


blogger and former vice president of the home owners -ssociation, kat shumar takes you street by street through maple lane housing -ssociation chronicaling life in the ‘burbs. you’ll meet an interesting cast of characters including the cat lady, little dog man, the screamers, lawsuit guy and many more!
you’ll meet an interesting cast of characters in the burb blog including the cat lady, little dog man, the screamers, lawsuit guy and many more!

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    the hook from the rap/snl short ent-tled “lazy sunday”, as preformed by chris parnell and andy samberg, which originally aired on dec 17 2005. the use of (what?) to pause between “chronic” and “cles of narnia” isn’t merely a clever stylistic emulation of aggressive rap, but also refers implicitly to the chronic, or very potent […]

  • The Dart Board

    painting dart board rings on your girls face or -ss and trying to get a perfect score by j-zzing into the mouth or -ss. if you get her eye you may cause her to have the lazy eye. last night i was playing darts with my old lady and accidentally jizmed her schnoz i missed […]

  • Aesthetic crew

    zyzz father of aesthetics, a group of shredded c-nts including chestbrah zyzz and supaturk you mirin? come at me bro we the aesthetic crew, you mirin? you jelly

  • Butt Strike

    when you get a strike in bowling and all ten pins fall down in an explosion. “you got a b-tt strike, all ten went in!”

  • Bairding

    when someone takes advantage of other people’s kindness. me: i told him we should smoke the last bowl before i went to lunch, but he said we should wait until after. friend: did you guys smoke it later? me: no, when i got back it was gone. friend: a cl-ssic bairding.


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