The Cake Is A Pie
idiom: falls under the same concept as the cake is a lie.
“the cake is a pie” implies that a promised reward is sought after and is found, much to one’s chagrin, a plain, stripped-down, bland or otherwise unappealing alternative; always unbeknownst to the person who made the promise, as they -ssume the expected reward and the reward, the “cake” and the “pie”, are mutually interchangeable– when in fact cake is multilayered, iced, cream-filled, and decked the f-ck out, and pie is, bread.
a: …i ran errands for months on end, and two years in, all that toiling in the sun, pulling twice her f-cking weight.. for a f-cking sony walkman.
b: …
…
…huh.
c: -studies mp3- what happened to i5?
a: .the cake was a lie.
…
c: t-t crusty old doof b-tch t-t
a: i know right wtf is this sh-t this is not ipod t^t thats why shes dying t^t.
b: …
t_t
…
…e_e…
…you never specified…
…e_e…
are you serious e_e ‘thats why shes dying’ e_e
here, because her intent wasn’t to lie, the problem is not that the cake is a lie.
the problem is that the cake is a pie.
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