The Chairman Mao
the act of a man promising an eager woman a bl-wj-b as if she depended on it for subsistence only to pull out, blind the woman with they very rations she desired and force her into a dest-tute position while she gets in in the -ss literally and figuratively all for the sake of the greater w”hole.”
“what is it with those girls from the freshman dorm? they think the frat guys are decent but they’re just gonna get the chairman mao from those douches.”
“yeah man, f-ck it, lets just go beat off to the chick from big bang theory.”
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