The Channel Surfer
when a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say ” i dont care what it is shove it in me ” so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.
my girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called the channel surfer.
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