The Chicken Tube
a contraption spotted in the mid 80’s in a north carolina p-rn shop. the jist of the chicken tube is that it is a piece of pvc about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. you, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless br–sts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schl-ng into it and start goin’ to town until you blast your baby batter.
i thought i might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.
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