The Christopher Colombus
so, here’s what you do.
step 1: get 40 dudes to j-zz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
step 2: get some chick to partic-p-te
step 3: blindfold said chick
step 4: write “america” on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like christopher colombus did. xd
bro, last night i got some bros and we had a chick do the christopher colombus… it… was…. rawsome!!!!!!
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