The Chunky Ben Shuffle


also know as the ‘chunky ben two-step’ or the ‘double chunk’ to those more familiar with the dance. the dance was invented by brandon, “chunky ben” bennett.

the dance is as follows:

put the money in the bowel
take the money back out
put the money back in
now shake ‘em

put the money in the bowel
take the money back out
put the money in the bowel
now smack it (rotate to the left)

put the money in the bowel
take the money back out
put the money back in
now shake ‘em

put the money in the bowel
take the money back out
put the money in the bowel
now smack it (rotate to the left)

put the money in the bowel
take the money back out
put the money back in
now shake ‘em

put the money in the bowel
take the money back out
put the money in the bowel
now smack it (rotate to the left)

put the money in the bowel
take the money back out
put the money back in
now shake ‘em

put the money in the bowel
take the money back out
put the money in the bowel
now smack it (rotate to the left)

rock it back and forth
and smack it (rotate to the right)

rock it back and forth
and smack it (rotate to the right)

rock it back and forth
and smack it (rotate to the right)
rock it back and forth
and smack it (rotate to the right)
(repeat)

the chunky ben two step/chunky shuffle/ double chunk also means to have s-x, or ‘get it on.’
hey man, get your girlfriend and do the chunky ben shuffle all night long.
my nieghbors will be p-ssed.

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