the circle of life
when a man is getting head from a woman breast feeding her baby.
that mom was kinky, she gave me the circle of life twice this weekend and emptied me out.
1. when you take your wife to the top of a mountain while she’s in labor, gather a group of wild animals to look at you two on the mountain, and then wait for the baby to be born. when it is, you hold it up to the sky for all the wild animals to look at and scream, “nants ingonyama bagithi baba. sithi uhm ingonyama!”
larry: i think me and my wife are going to have one of those water birthing things.
steve: those are g-y, me and my wife are doing the circle of life.
larry: so simple, yet so bad-ss.
while having s-x, the male takes some of his c-m and rubs it across her forehead. after doing this he leans in and whispers, “simba”.
after receiving the circle of life last night, carrie claimed to feel like a whole new person.
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