The Clothing Theory


the theory in which you can save sp-ce in a bed by removing ones clothes. making a bed seem bigger, so you and a girl can comfortably engage in s-xual acts, by removing articles of clothing.
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    d-ck or a males part or a p-n-s i wanna bounce on his falosapus!


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