The Colne Community School and College
the colne is a school in brightlingsea where 6o% of students are idiotic swagf-gs and 3o% are indies. 1o% are normal people who try to not fit in but have 0 confidence because the other students are so f-cking judgmental.
9o% of students in a year group smoke by the end of year 8. its nice to know that the other 1o% actually have brains.
ofsted said the school is outstanding but that’s a f-cking lie because all the popular kids who think they’re better than anyone else ruin lessons by being little sh-ts and n-body gets work done.
the buses always have f-cking crashes and kids nearly die.
the only good teacher is mr coleman.
wilkinson are the only good house and will win everything. radcliffe are the f-cking worst, and loose everything. n-body really gives a sh-t about the other two houses.
parent: i wont send my child to the colne community school and college because i don’t want him/her to f-cking die.
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