The Colombian Drug Lord
when a girl queefs while you’re eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her v-g-n–hole and snort her queef.
guy a: “so i was like, going down on this girl, right? and then when she came, she like totally queefed. it’s alright, though, i just did the colombian drug lord.”
guy b: “what the f-ck?!”
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