The crimson fist
the crimson fist is a manimal superhero who resides in a small canadian suburbia…he uses unorthodox methods to ensure crime is fisted…and fisted hard…he spreads the cheeks of harm and blasts them square in the hole, his fist is so powerful that jacky chan, chuck norris and even hilary clinton quiver with fear. he fist f-cks the face of asians, africans and sand people…while leaving no mercy for the incestually stanky people of portugal. he penetrates every woman with the power of a horse and then says goodbye with a davastating donkey punch. he fists crime while listening to the safety dance and trusts his side kick fysty mcgee, an irish leprachaun with a fist of gold…together they live in a lair complete with their own pet h-m-s-xual…s-m-no…like the avengers, but much more pointless the fist bros join forces with the amazing romanian rectal rocket…who was actually born in germany but resides in canada as well, together they show crime what a solid ear f-cking is, and cream on the face of any penetrator of evil
man child: hey im in trouble!!
the crimson fist: ill fist crime!!
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