the crisco glove
the generous slathering and layering of crisco shortening from the fingers to the elbow for engaging in a deep penetrating fisting session with a very lucky partner.
i want to be fisted right now. no worries i got a 3 pound tub of crisco in my car. hole up for me and i’ll get the crisco glove on.
holy sh-t. carl fisted me last night with the crisco glove. it was incredible. i gaped for a half hour before snapping shut. next time we are going to try the crisco sleeve.
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