the crusty walrus


when a human, another human, and a walrus engage in a threesome s-xual activity, once the walrus and man c-m, they stop, then continue an hour from the previous -rg-sm to f-ck the chick while shes crusty with c-m.
the crusty walrus is something i do to people only before i break up with them

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