The Dairy Queen Teabag


the act of dipping ones scr-t-m and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like dairy queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. the now b-tt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scr-ping the teeth.
“last night sh-llie was back-talking me so i waited for her to go to sleep and straight up dq’ed her.”

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