The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet


when you try to pet a blue (or any other type) parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. first, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. this act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)
frenchie performs the dance of the drunken parakeet every night for free.

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