The Daniel Laruso special


used to describe a situation when a person is fighting a smaller and less aggressive enemy but got knocked the f-ck out because he doesn’t know how to avoid a blatantly telegraphed kick or hit.
johnny just got his ktfo. he was knocked out by some scrawny kid sticking his foot in the air and he just ran right into it. he caught the daniel laruso special.

the brothers gotta learn how to duck.

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