the darth vader
it is when a man stands over a person laying on their back. the man faces towards the persons feet, and then stretches his scr-t-m} over their nose and mouth such that each of his b-lls are on each side of the chin. the person’s breathing should then inflate and deflate the scr-t-m like an air bellows and the resulting noise should resemble the dark lord’s breathing. a side effect is that the man’s -n-s may place a dot on the receiver’s forehead. when a dot has been made, this act is also known as the hindu facemask.
lamar odom and khloe kardashian perform the darth vader regularly to stay in shape.
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