The Davey Crockett
a s-xual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal’s snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner’s now-relaxed sn-tch-fur as a c–nskin cap.
she did say, ‘do whatever you want’, so i pulled a davey crockett. she’s walking normal again after that surgery though.
when you -ssume the 69 position, the female takes a sh-t on your head giving you what appears to be a davey crockett hat with the tail on your head.
it was pleasant meeting up with meghan from work as she gave me the davey crockett.
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