The Death Wank
similar to the risky w-nk. it involves sitting in your room with a b-n-r, then yelling to your mum that you need to see her quickly. the trick is to start and finish jerking off before she makes it to your room. only attempted by f-cking idiots or virgins who can c-m that fast.
john: “muuuuuuummmm come hereeee!!!”
mum: “coming” step, step, step
john: “sh-t, sh-t ,sh-t, f-ck me yeahhhh”
mum: step, step, open door “wtf!!!”
john: “cr-p….didn’t make it”
john fails the death w-nk. silly pr-ck
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