The diapered kicking donkey
a s-x position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. you then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their -n-l cavity f-cking the sh-t out of them, literally. while pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women’s neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). when finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.
“oh my g-d miranda and i tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious”
“what’s a diapered kicking donkey?”
“gather ’round children”
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