The Diddy Kong Smash
the diddy kong smash is the perfect s-xual receipe for disaster. this stunt requires a long rubber d-ld- (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn’t mind having a toy in her -ss during intercourse. wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the d-ld- out of her tightly clamped -ss, c-ck back and hit her in the face with it.
the diddy kong smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a d-ld- you just pulled out of her -ss.
i could have landed a second date with mary had i not given her the diddy kong smash. i’m sure dumping the condom on her dress didn’t help either.
oh well.
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