the dirty kidnapper


while having intercourse in the doggy position. when your about to blow it, you grab a dirty sock, pull out, put your homemade chloroform on the sock, then grab her by the hair and hold the sock against her mouth and nose. if your looking for a ransom then video tape it and threaten to show it to her rich daddy.
last night i did the dirty kidnapper to a chick and threatened her with the video. looks like ill be getting laid a lil more often.

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