The Dirty Satchmo
the act of -n-l s-x with a one-night-stand at his/her parents’ house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the p-n-s with the finest drapes in the family room.
this is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in california. sort of an urban legend but it’s rumored a guy nicknamed “satch” (no, not joe satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence “the dirty satch, or satchmo”
you should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a b-tch; so i hit her family up with the dirty satchmo!
or
the family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a “dirty satchmo”
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