The Down Stairs Neighbor
a lonely miserable b-st-rd who lives in silence and his own filth. angry at the world, and particularly his kick -ss neighbors, for having a life that he will never achieve. often takes frustrations out on the ceiling with a broomstick. is a spineless, gutless, lump of a man who is such a p-ssy that he has to call the management instead of confronting said kick -ss neighbors. can often be found sporting heinous red glittery house shoes, talking on his cell phone (probably to his mom) and smokin’ a cigarette through his snaggle tooth.
oh yeah. and he’s a virgin.
“the down stairs neighbor is creeping around the back porch again….”
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