The Dr. Seuss Syndrome
the neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.
normal person: “that is neato”
the dr. seuss syndrome: “that is neato dorito”
normal person: “awesome!”
the dr. seuss syndrome: “awesome possum!”
normal person: “whatever”
the dr. seuss syndrome: “whatever trevor”
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