The Eagle has Landed


the s-xual position which requires one partner, and an rc airplane. to perform the position, you must first have the rc airplane on the man’s erect p-n-s, representing the runway for the plane. when all the flight checks meet standards, you may take off, being sure the p-n-s is used as a proper runway. when the airplane is in the air, the other partner must then bend over to simulate the runway in which the plane will land after its journey around europe. once all the sights have been seen, you can then proceed to land the plane in the runway , which is the other partner’s -n-s. then the position is finished with the man -j-c-l-t-ng and shouting, “the eagle has landed!”
i finally convinced my wife to do the eagle has landed with me, and i even let her be the pilot. it was a blast!
to approve that you have got the goods on you. (i.e. weed)
dan: so dude, whats going on tonight?

henry: the eagle has landed!

dan: nice….
famous words of neil armstrong as he guided the apollo lunar lander “eagle” in it’s final stages of landing on the moon in 1969.
houston, tranquillity base here. the eagle has landed.

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