The Eastern Titty Tickler
you sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. when she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.
i saw a pair a block away, so i had to surprise her with the eastern t-tty tickler.
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