the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
1. a videogame nerd’s wet dream because it has f-cking dragons… and… people expect it to be as good as oblivion. yeah.
2. the kind of game that will ruin people’s lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a m-ssive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. untill released, the trailer for skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as p-rnography.
3. see nerdgasm.
did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls v: skyrim ?
oh my god yes, i’m so excited!
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