The Ellsworth Blizzard
when a girl is sucking ya d-ck you make a face like you’re about to c-m and then just when she think she got you beat you j-z all over her face then turn her around and stick it in her b-tt.
yo i remember when i gave my chic the ellsworth blizzard. ain’t nothing like letting her think everything is fine then busting one on her face!
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