The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch
the one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. she encomp-sses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. she is comp-ssionate, intelligent, and kind. she is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. she dresses in a conservatively s-xy manner and has great taste in clothes. she never dresses like a sl-t, no matter what the occasion (i.e. she does not take part in sl-t-o-ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)
however, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in s-xual activity, and she will push s-xual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. no man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic ‘other side’ exists.
she transcends the proverbial ‘lady in the streets, wh-r- in the sheets’, and is the female version of a s-xual dr. jekyl and mr. hyde. oddly, she does not want to sleep with any ‘other’ guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man — the man who discovers her true ident-ty.
background:
– many women appear prim proper while in public, and they are s-xual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
– many women appear sl-tty in public, and they are sl-tty in private. (no surprises here)
– the elusive monogamous sl-tsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.
ex. i thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous sl-tsquatch, however, i left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in s-xual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite cl-ssless). yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous sl-tsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while i was investigating the possibility that she was the one.
— the elusive sl-tsquatch’s existence has not been verified, however, some men have claimed to have ‘thought’ they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). she is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. she could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. —
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