The English Cream Tea


a traditional cream tea is cream and jam on a scone with a pot of tea, a modern take of it involves a male f-cking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bl–dy c-ck, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he c-ms she stems the flow so that it trickles down his c-ck, the cream, the male then wipes his c-ck covered in blood and c-m, the jam and cream, between the womans -ss cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by p-ssing all over the woman, the tea.
i performed the english cream tea on betty last night, it was h-lla messy, but d-mn tasty.

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