The ET manouvre
when one stretches their c-ckhole to an enourmous size in order to swollow another person or thing whole.
matt: dude did you read that et fanfic the other day?
chris: no, why?
matt: that sh-t was f-cked up they did the et manouvre and that n-gg- was swallowed whole.
chris: dude that’s f-cked up.
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