The Eye of Argon
a very badly written sword and sorcery novella. it was written in the 1970s by 16-year-old jim theis and features the adventures of a wandering swordsman called grignr. while the story does in fact have a plot to it — a very standard one much like the conan the barbarian stories — it is so badly executed that it has p-ssed into the legends of science fiction fandom.
a scintillating, many fauceted scarlet emerald, a brilliant gem seeming to possess a life all of its own. a priceless gleaming stone, capable of domineering the wealth of conquering empires…the eye of argon.
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