The Fainted Goat


a s-xual act of domination. the girl finds a guy with alot of facial hair, preferably a goatee or a beard and begins to have intercourse with him. the girl puts on a strap on and begins giving it to the guy, pulling his facial hair vigorously. when the guy is about to c-m the girl pulls out some chloroform and sticks it up his b-tt. (chloroform is a chemical that causes fainting) the guy will faint and fall over and if the timing is right he will c-m all over himself. the girl gets up and walks off leaving the lifeless, messy, hairy man on his own. estrogen domination.
never expect a call back from a guy whom “the fainted goat” was performed on.

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