The Fanny Dance


where a man pulls his p-n-s back between his legs in order to simulate a look as though he has a v-g-n- (or mangina). this action is usually followed by prancing around the room on tip-toes in front of new girlfriend as a way of breaking the ice after s-x.

this ritual must be carried out with caution if the male has large t-st-cl-s or fat legs, due to the risk of ‘squashing a nut’.
man prancing about room on tip-toes doing the f-nny dance: “oooooh look at me – we just had s-x but now i’ve got a big hairy tw-t like you! oooooooooh – it’s maaaaaagic!!!!!!”

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